Freebirds!

The early bird gets the... BURRITO?! Free birds recently opened in Mission Texas. While you're there, make a foil sculpture to display in the restaurant. Yes, aluminum foil! The burritos are the best thing created since, the microwave oven. They have different sizes, even one called the MONSTER burrito. If you have been fasting for days, then I don't see why you shouldn't order a monster burrito. If you have not, I suggest you just go with the free bird.

"I'm as free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change."